I like EngRish

AHH, the beauty of EngRish!!!

EngRish example 1: how to use properly adjectives and nouns...



Foreign...does it perhaps mean that foreigners on board can't use those toilets? Or perhaps they're making sure that we use only made in Japan stuff?
Furnished..oh no!!! How do I furnish a made in japan toilet paper? I supose I have to use only made in Japan furniture? o__O;

EngRish example2: new words creation



without words.
any ideas?

EngRish example 3: wonder whether it makes sense really...



EngRish example 4: with/out


If you don't like stuff with dried bonito shavings, why not try the one with OUTdried bonito shavings?

EngRish example 5: doubts



Pedestrian yes or pedestrian no?your bet...

EngRish example 6: behavior


respect the rules, don't smoRke here

EngRish example 7: follow the instructions carefully



EngRish example 8: enhancement



The Japanese reading is 'gugias', so now...is it a good+gorgeous fusion or a gorgeous gone wrong?For sure it is goOgeous!!!

EngRish example 9: classes of nouns



As there's the librARY to keep books, as there's the diARY to keep daily notes, there's the accessARY, to keep the accesses.....or the access keys?

EngRish example 10: food




Procrastination

EngRish example 11: cautions



EngRish example 12: emphasize



Waaaaaaait right here, this new shop is commmmmmmming soonnnnn!!!

EngRish example 13: stimulation of senses


Fried potatoes have never 'sounded' better... .

EngRish example 14: Choices



Why ordering just wine, when you can have gRass wine?

EngRish example 15: Personification


Kaitenzushi, or sushi served on a conveyor belt, becomes Susi and rotates!!!

EngRish example 16: Transformation


From daily casual to a cheesy product. Well, speaking of socks...

EngRish example 16: Airline menu



This is made in an airplane!!!

EngRish example 17: the place to be



The here is the coolest place to eat...

EngRish example 18: shiny self promotion


Our potato, cabbage, carrot and rice are made to glow!

EngRish example 19: unique safety


If you see a hand on a handrail, please don't take it out. It will get cold. And don't plase a thing...plase something else.

EngRish example 20: free items are priceless


This magazine is priceless. I mean, without price. I mean, free.

EngRish example 21: when in doubt...


stay away from doubtful things

2 comments:

  1. LOL begivatable! ahah!

    Ieri ho avuto 2 connessioni dal tuo sito e oggi una... tu si che mi ami! :D (tu o i tuoi lettori, ne)

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  2. HEY! Bene,buon per noi ne!! Questo significa anche che io, me medesima ho lettori :D
    Senti, sei ancora in Italia o sei gia' tornato?Se ti chiedessi di farmi avere una copia del tuo libro (da acquistare, ovviamente), saro' accontentata?
    Alla prossima

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